Guy Who Paid $3.7 Million To Have Sex With Megan Fox Is Suing Because, Shockingly, She Didn’t Show Up

A Chinese businessman is suing an escort agency after they failed to provide him with A-list stars to romp with.

Yu ‘Martin’ Xu alleges he paid Sydney-based agency Royal Court Escort agency $3.7 million for “sexual services” from supermodels and A-list actresses, such as Megan Fox, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel and Independence Day actress Angelababy.

 

Actress Megan Fox poses at the premiere of the movie "Eagle Eye" at the Grauman's Chinese theatre in Hollywood, California September 16, 2008. The movie opens in the U.S. on September 26. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES)
Actress Megan Fox poses at the premiere of the movie “Eagle Eye” at the Grauman’s Chinese theatre in Hollywood, California September 16, 2008. The movie opens in the U.S. on September 26. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES)

Keep in mind, there is no suggestion that Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel or Yang Ying aka Angelababy are actually escorts or have any connection to the Royal Escorts or any of its parent companies.

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 13: The first model out Candice Swanepoel walks in the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 13, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Randy Brooke/WireImage)
NEW YORK, NY – NOVEMBER 13: The first model out Candice Swanepoel walks in the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 13, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Randy Brooke/WireImage)

But … get this, the A-list stars DIDN’T show up to boink him!

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Model Angelababy attends the Givenchy Menswear Spring/Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Bertrand Rindoff Petroff/Getty Images)
PARIS, FRANCE – JUNE 24: Model Angelababy attends the Givenchy Menswear Spring/Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Bertrand Rindoff Petroff/Getty Images)

So now the wealthy gentleman has tasked a team of heavy-hitting lawyers to take legal action against the parent company of the Sydney-based escort agency.

Okay, so he’s just an idiot, basically, because how can someone who paid $3.7 million to have sex with celebrities possibly have made all that money in the first place?

Source: EliteDaily